Facial Hair

One thing that I love completely, is human behavior.

I'm pretty sure I've already written about this plenty of times, but it's a big deal with me. If you have the smallest movements when listening, I can tell how you are feeling. The way your seated position is, your walking stature, and your image of clothing. Your handwriting tells who you are best. All of it. Even facial hair on men.

One thing that's been standing out a lot to me is facial hair.

I hate Hate HATE!!!! facial hair.

Have you ever seen two men with the same facial hair get along and into a well lit conversation?

The beard shows that a man is a family man. Family is important to the person. When he is around other people, he's most likely going to be the mascot or the father figure of the group. If he encounters a man with a beard, they will most likely reminisce about the good old days or talk about how their children have changed. It is rare that you will see them hang out together and laugh together.

Getting to less hair, the goatee. Ever seen a male goat around other male goats? It can get brutal. That's the same with men and a goatee. Men with goatees are more control centered, the alpha male, as it were. They have to have things their way otherwise it's wrong. Now I ask, ever seen two men with goatees have a well lit conversation? Most likely they are going to joke about the way the other or younger people do things. They're most likely always going to think that they are right too!

Now, the petit goatee. Know what that is? That is where the hair is just on their chin. These men are competitive people. They are trying to prove something. When these men collide, don't count on either of them backing off. One will dominate surely, but the other won't be silent. These two have hard conversations. One will dominate the conversation and "prove" to be the better one, whether that be they have a more fun character or they are funnier than the other. Either way, if they both have petit goatees, they won't converse much.

From the chin to the bottom of the lip, the soul patch. Who comes to mind when you think of a soul patch? Maybe a cartoon image of the devil? Most likely, the man with a soul patch would fit that image. He is most likely to be deceitful or a manipulator. This can be both positive and negative in extremes. I rarely see these nowadays.

Moving on up, the mustache. Mustaches can look so refined and polished if one is able to pull it off. Well, mustaches are great for single men. It shows that they aren't afraid to face opposition and they tackle their issues head on. This means that they will be very opinionated, but they might not share it much.

Now to the side, sideburns. Sideburns are the weirdest "facial hair" possible. If you count it facial hair, then cool, because I would. Facial hair shows that a man is undecided of "who" he wants to be. This is the man whose opinions are always challenged and he takes that personally. If you see men with sideburns talking, they'll most likely be asking each other questions of "what else" could be out there.

Am I talking about anybody you know yet?

Finally, the shaved. No facial hair, to me, is the best. Why? This man who does not have facial hair can be one of two things. The funnest or the worst person to be around. They are the most diversified person. They don't like to hide themselves. Hence, no facial hair. You'd think this would be the family man face. They tend to show their emotions a lot or be more animated and loud. They can be fun fun FUN! or very aggressive. Like a child. These men, you will see converse a lot. Because they have the childlike outgoing attitude. Although, men with facial hair most likely will have a hard time conversing with them.